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10-10-2014, 07:53 AM
This Week On Goon Dungeon 13
Finishing The Fight
Everyone finished levelling up and got their stuff prepared for the fight with the captain!
Steve convinced the roboticist to give him wendigo arms!
The gang fashioned equipment out of various components around the station!
They went to to QM and found a trader who sold the bathsalts and mutadone!
Elder reluctantly took the mutadone in exchange for a "Fashionable Anime Themed Bracelet!"
With the now non-radioactive elder in tow, they rushed to the bridge!
Hacking open the doors, they prepared to fight the captain and his henchmen!
First they took out the HoS who had rushed in to defend the captain!
Next they shifted focus to the captain himself!
The captain revealed himself to actually be Macho Man!
Elder charged him into a security officer using his rocket boots, and gibbed the Secbro instantly!
Matcho Man was shot by David's tranq rifle, and he fell unconscious for a turn!
The group decided to feed him ice spider eggs!
The Macho Mans body was torn assunder and became a Macho Spider!
Elder dove inside of it, Steve jumped on top of it, and together they took it down!
Returning Home
F15K warped in to congratulate the team!
They made their way over to the chapel to check out the DnD room, where everything got really meta!
Elder refilled his rocket-bomb boots!
The group was warped to their overseer's headquarters!
Upon opening the teleporter room's door, F15K was accosted by machine gun bots!
The crew took them out very easily, and helped F15K up!
They rushed to the commander's room to get their payday, and to figure out why he tried to kill them!
The commander turns out to be a bad guy, who'da guessed!
He explains that he was just using the party, and that now they know too much!
Knowing the party, they probably don't know all that much but who am I to judge!
Commander warps away, but not before sending his Prototype Destructobotto attack the team!
The colossus nearly one shots F15K again!
Everyone leaps into action, blowing up nearby SMES's and pummeling the massive drone!
Elder jumps inside of it to try and destroy it from the inside!
The bot heats up to incredible temperatures of the course of a few turns, and fires a massive flamespitter, igniting the room!
Elder is burnt to a crisp, but still alive!
Due to the sustained damage, the Destructobot is forced to self destruct!
SERVER EXPERIENCES TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
(From this point on everything was kinda fucked, but below is what probably would have happened.)
But Do They Survive?
The crew is catapulted through space by the massive explosion!
Everyone is travelling in the same direction despite physics!
People start passing out from oxygen deprivation!
They crash into the side of a strange space station!
A soviet mediborg pulls them inside!
The mediborg comrades patch up the crew and tell them that they'll take them to the nearest human station, since this one is too dangerous to sustain life!
The Russian Anthem plays, and the campaign is complete!
That's it for the first season! Join us next time for more adventuring! Also, this:
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"You think I'm a bug, brother!?" -Matchoe Spoider
Finishing The Fight
Everyone finished levelling up and got their stuff prepared for the fight with the captain!
Steve convinced the roboticist to give him wendigo arms!
The gang fashioned equipment out of various components around the station!
They went to to QM and found a trader who sold the bathsalts and mutadone!
Elder reluctantly took the mutadone in exchange for a "Fashionable Anime Themed Bracelet!"
With the now non-radioactive elder in tow, they rushed to the bridge!
Hacking open the doors, they prepared to fight the captain and his henchmen!
First they took out the HoS who had rushed in to defend the captain!
Next they shifted focus to the captain himself!
The captain revealed himself to actually be Macho Man!
Elder charged him into a security officer using his rocket boots, and gibbed the Secbro instantly!
Matcho Man was shot by David's tranq rifle, and he fell unconscious for a turn!
The group decided to feed him ice spider eggs!
The Macho Mans body was torn assunder and became a Macho Spider!
Elder dove inside of it, Steve jumped on top of it, and together they took it down!
Returning Home
F15K warped in to congratulate the team!
They made their way over to the chapel to check out the DnD room, where everything got really meta!
Elder refilled his rocket-bomb boots!
The group was warped to their overseer's headquarters!
Upon opening the teleporter room's door, F15K was accosted by machine gun bots!
The crew took them out very easily, and helped F15K up!
They rushed to the commander's room to get their payday, and to figure out why he tried to kill them!
The commander turns out to be a bad guy, who'da guessed!
He explains that he was just using the party, and that now they know too much!
Knowing the party, they probably don't know all that much but who am I to judge!
Commander warps away, but not before sending his Prototype Destructobotto attack the team!
The colossus nearly one shots F15K again!
Everyone leaps into action, blowing up nearby SMES's and pummeling the massive drone!
Elder jumps inside of it to try and destroy it from the inside!
The bot heats up to incredible temperatures of the course of a few turns, and fires a massive flamespitter, igniting the room!
Elder is burnt to a crisp, but still alive!
Due to the sustained damage, the Destructobot is forced to self destruct!
SERVER EXPERIENCES TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES (From this point on everything was kinda fucked, but below is what probably would have happened.)
But Do They Survive?
The crew is catapulted through space by the massive explosion!
Everyone is travelling in the same direction despite physics!
People start passing out from oxygen deprivation!
They crash into the side of a strange space station!
A soviet mediborg pulls them inside!
The mediborg comrades patch up the crew and tell them that they'll take them to the nearest human station, since this one is too dangerous to sustain life!
The Russian Anthem plays, and the campaign is complete!
That's it for the first season! Join us next time for more adventuring! Also, this:
"You think I'm a bug, brother!?" -Matchoe Spoider