10-05-2014, 04:02 PM
It is a dark time in dwarven history, trees have grown, which can only mean more elves....Who can you trust to drive the elves out? Who can bring the cheese industry back from chaos? Bologna!
While it is certain that Bologna is to be elected; there is one who wishes to deny the fort such a grand leader..... URS!
The horrible, smelly urs will shut down our cheesemaking plants, replace our plump helmets with strawberries and let the goblins in! Just see what this fellow has to say!
"<HeadSurgeon> drphone confirmed urs was clarks in a location that" Who would elect clarks?
Even the wise someone wants to vote Bologna!
"<HeadSurgeon> did someone wants to vote bologna."
Vote Bologna 155, urs smells.
While it is certain that Bologna is to be elected; there is one who wishes to deny the fort such a grand leader..... URS!
The horrible, smelly urs will shut down our cheesemaking plants, replace our plump helmets with strawberries and let the goblins in! Just see what this fellow has to say!
"<HeadSurgeon> drphone confirmed urs was clarks in a location that" Who would elect clarks?
Even the wise someone wants to vote Bologna!
"<HeadSurgeon> did someone wants to vote bologna."
Vote Bologna 155, urs smells.