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10-03-2014, 06:46 AM
This week on Goon Dungeon 13
Med/Sci Maniacs
David warped back in to continue the fight!
Valterak had himself scanned in genetics!
The party used a thermite charge to bust through from medical into chemistry!
A fight ensued with the chemists!
One chemist shouted a command to "Activate the thing!"
The crew was notified of a canister bomb being armed in telescience, they're on a timer!
They make short work of the chemists!
They rush to telescience, getting lost for only a little bit because of the outdated map!
They see the armed canister on the telescience pad, they try to convince the RD to turn it off!
They fail! Everyone instead rushes in to try and work on the bomb!
A dazzling light dazes everyone, they find themselves in a whole new world!
Ice Moon Antics
The crew realizes they've been stranded on the ice moon!
They take severe damage from the frigid environments!
They make their way to the outpost, and David passes out from he cold!
They take a whole lot of time to bash through the doors!
They eventually make it inside, coming face to face with.... Harold!
Harold is dressed in HoP garb and welcomes them to his home!
Harold, and Valterak pull David to the medical quarter, the rest of the group explores!
Harold reveals his true form, he's actually a 2.5 thousand year old changeling!
Valterak quickly welds himself into medical!
Harold explains that he's just misunderstood, he's vegan!
The crew grows fond of Harold, and he supplies them with some meds and things to brave the winter!
Elder writes a god awful poem!
Harold notifies them of a strange locker with science stuff taped to it, located deep in the caves!
The party proceeds to head to the caves, and, after being told to head south, naturally head north first!
There's ice spiders!
The group valiantly fights them off!
One of them lands a lucky blow on to Elder! He's infected!
Mass panic ensues, and as the timer ticks, miraculous surgery and Elder's knowledge of spiders helps them out!
They come face to face with a giant Ice Spider Queen!
After a prolonged battle in which Valterak is dropped to 1 hp, the crew is finally successful!
They find an heirloom wrestling belt and a bottle of fancy hard liquor!
SteveBorg 5000 uncovers a hidden suit of fancy robot parts!
As the crew bickers, Valterak drops below 1hp and consequently explodes due to his microbomb implant!
The crew is launched through a wall into the basement of the outpost!
They say "Hi" to Harold, and clone Valterak!
After some meet and greet they venture back down into the caves, this time going south!
They brave some spooky wendigos, one of them nearly kills SteveBorg!
They find a magical stocking, containing some gin, some titanium alloy borg plating, a kick-ass keychain, and a rock!
Elder steals the borg plating and the crew take like 7 minutes to get it back!
They continue through the caverns, ending up at a strange door!
Elder's history knowledge lets him know that these are Neptunian ruins!
Since Neptunian technology is powered by alpha particles, Elder is able to faceplant the door to open it!
The crew forces Elder to faceplant more doors! He begrudgingly does so!
A fight with the Wendigo King ensues!
Elder uses his rocket boots and toolbox to sky uppercut the Wendigo King for huge damage!
David drinks both servings of his fancy hard liquor in order to gain a 100% crit chance and 100% hit chance!
His shot deals a massive 54 damage! (More than half the beast's max hp)
The fight continues, and even though Valterak nearly died again, the colossus fell!
The crew scavenge the Wendigo king, removing arms, teeth, butt, and hide!
They ask Harold to come with them to the station, he agrees!
They teleport back to the station, using the port-a-sci from the Wendigo King's lair!
[bCriminal Confrontation[/b]
The group, now back on station, make way to the telescience lab!
There the crew come face to face with the RD!
He explains that Centcom is using them, and that he's not the real enemy!
They won't have any of that, and the RD reluctantly shoots himself in the head!
Harold devours a scientist who was just sitting around!
Loafer is reunited with the party!
The crew contact centcom, and are paid for their work.
They find out that they do, indeed, need to kill the captain!
Suspicions about centcoms true motives rise!
And that's it for this week!
Our party now consists of
David Numbers Bailey: The gun toting and wisecracking (usual) leader of the group, he doesn't like the cold!
Elder Muffin: The guy who now has control over both an omniscient toolbox and a talking loaf. Oh, and he's a terrible poet!
SteveBorg 9000: The person formerly known as Steve Dyssal is now a borg's body with a human head! His saw has immense strength!
Valterak Balmue: His wrestling belt and crazy abilities allow him to change fights drastically!
Boxward: The talking, and omniscient, toolbox sent from the heavens! Has an appetite for humans and just about anything else!
Loafer: The Fissile Loaf created by Elder Muffin! It walks, it talks, it... Well, it hasn't really done anything else yet!
F15K: Nearly the only non-throwaway NPC in the entire adventure! The groups Centcom representative and mission specialist!
Harold: The misunderstood changeling that followed the crew to the station from the ice moon!
Total Bodycount as of this post
BBEGs: Chef, Roboticist, RD, Queen Ice Spider, Wendigo King
Assistants: 7
Ice Spiders: 6
Scientists: 3
Wendigos: 2
Seals: 1
Monkeys: 1
Botanists: 1
Borgs: 1
Wizards: 1
THE MONSTERs: 1
Boxward's Collectible Keychains
Centcom Souvenir Keychain
Borg's Cog Keychain
Gold Tetris Block Keychain
Husk Pearl Bracelet
Ice Moon Keychain
Santa's Sleigh Keychain
Other
Special thanks to Cogwerks for loaning us the ice moon map to play on, it was a great addition to the campaign, and I think I speak for all of us when I say that we're really glad that you were able to get it to us! Thanks also to Valterak and Elder for helping me out with getting sprites for the campaign. Good on ya!
Sorry for the massive post, but it was a 4 hour long session, so, I'm not sure I could have made it any more succinct.
Med/Sci Maniacs
David warped back in to continue the fight!
Valterak had himself scanned in genetics!
The party used a thermite charge to bust through from medical into chemistry!
A fight ensued with the chemists!
One chemist shouted a command to "Activate the thing!"
The crew was notified of a canister bomb being armed in telescience, they're on a timer!
They make short work of the chemists!
They rush to telescience, getting lost for only a little bit because of the outdated map!
They see the armed canister on the telescience pad, they try to convince the RD to turn it off!
They fail! Everyone instead rushes in to try and work on the bomb!
A dazzling light dazes everyone, they find themselves in a whole new world!
Ice Moon Antics
The crew realizes they've been stranded on the ice moon!
They take severe damage from the frigid environments!
They make their way to the outpost, and David passes out from he cold!
They take a whole lot of time to bash through the doors!
They eventually make it inside, coming face to face with.... Harold!
Harold is dressed in HoP garb and welcomes them to his home!
Harold, and Valterak pull David to the medical quarter, the rest of the group explores!
Harold reveals his true form, he's actually a 2.5 thousand year old changeling!
Valterak quickly welds himself into medical!
Harold explains that he's just misunderstood, he's vegan!
The crew grows fond of Harold, and he supplies them with some meds and things to brave the winter!
Elder writes a god awful poem!
Harold notifies them of a strange locker with science stuff taped to it, located deep in the caves!
The party proceeds to head to the caves, and, after being told to head south, naturally head north first!
There's ice spiders!
The group valiantly fights them off!
One of them lands a lucky blow on to Elder! He's infected!
Mass panic ensues, and as the timer ticks, miraculous surgery and Elder's knowledge of spiders helps them out!
They come face to face with a giant Ice Spider Queen!
After a prolonged battle in which Valterak is dropped to 1 hp, the crew is finally successful!
They find an heirloom wrestling belt and a bottle of fancy hard liquor!
SteveBorg 5000 uncovers a hidden suit of fancy robot parts!
As the crew bickers, Valterak drops below 1hp and consequently explodes due to his microbomb implant!
The crew is launched through a wall into the basement of the outpost!
They say "Hi" to Harold, and clone Valterak!
After some meet and greet they venture back down into the caves, this time going south!
They brave some spooky wendigos, one of them nearly kills SteveBorg!
They find a magical stocking, containing some gin, some titanium alloy borg plating, a kick-ass keychain, and a rock!
Elder steals the borg plating and the crew take like 7 minutes to get it back!
They continue through the caverns, ending up at a strange door!
Elder's history knowledge lets him know that these are Neptunian ruins!
Since Neptunian technology is powered by alpha particles, Elder is able to faceplant the door to open it!
The crew forces Elder to faceplant more doors! He begrudgingly does so!
A fight with the Wendigo King ensues!
Elder uses his rocket boots and toolbox to sky uppercut the Wendigo King for huge damage!
David drinks both servings of his fancy hard liquor in order to gain a 100% crit chance and 100% hit chance!
His shot deals a massive 54 damage! (More than half the beast's max hp)
The fight continues, and even though Valterak nearly died again, the colossus fell!
The crew scavenge the Wendigo king, removing arms, teeth, butt, and hide!
They ask Harold to come with them to the station, he agrees!
They teleport back to the station, using the port-a-sci from the Wendigo King's lair!
[bCriminal Confrontation[/b]
The group, now back on station, make way to the telescience lab!
There the crew come face to face with the RD!
He explains that Centcom is using them, and that he's not the real enemy!
They won't have any of that, and the RD reluctantly shoots himself in the head!
Harold devours a scientist who was just sitting around!
Loafer is reunited with the party!
The crew contact centcom, and are paid for their work.
They find out that they do, indeed, need to kill the captain!
Suspicions about centcoms true motives rise!
And that's it for this week!
Our party now consists of
David Numbers Bailey: The gun toting and wisecracking (usual) leader of the group, he doesn't like the cold!
Elder Muffin: The guy who now has control over both an omniscient toolbox and a talking loaf. Oh, and he's a terrible poet!
SteveBorg 9000: The person formerly known as Steve Dyssal is now a borg's body with a human head! His saw has immense strength!
Valterak Balmue: His wrestling belt and crazy abilities allow him to change fights drastically!
Boxward: The talking, and omniscient, toolbox sent from the heavens! Has an appetite for humans and just about anything else!
Loafer: The Fissile Loaf created by Elder Muffin! It walks, it talks, it... Well, it hasn't really done anything else yet!
F15K: Nearly the only non-throwaway NPC in the entire adventure! The groups Centcom representative and mission specialist!
Harold: The misunderstood changeling that followed the crew to the station from the ice moon!
Total Bodycount as of this post
BBEGs: Chef, Roboticist, RD, Queen Ice Spider, Wendigo King
Assistants: 7
Ice Spiders: 6
Scientists: 3
Wendigos: 2
Seals: 1
Monkeys: 1
Botanists: 1
Borgs: 1
Wizards: 1
THE MONSTERs: 1
Boxward's Collectible Keychains
Centcom Souvenir Keychain
Borg's Cog Keychain
Gold Tetris Block Keychain
Husk Pearl Bracelet
Ice Moon Keychain
Santa's Sleigh Keychain
Other
Special thanks to Cogwerks for loaning us the ice moon map to play on, it was a great addition to the campaign, and I think I speak for all of us when I say that we're really glad that you were able to get it to us! Thanks also to Valterak and Elder for helping me out with getting sprites for the campaign. Good on ya!
Sorry for the massive post, but it was a 4 hour long session, so, I'm not sure I could have made it any more succinct.