Online SS13-Themed DnD

[FishDance]

A pretty good, and well formatted summary of events.

In addition to that, I will now be writing a state of the party! Here goes nothing!

Our main party now consists of
David Numbers Bailey: The gun toting and wisecracking (usual) leader of the group!
Elder Muffin: The guy who now has control over both an omniscient toolbox and a talking loaf. Oh, and he's radioactive among other mutations!
Nick Davis: The guy who played for about 10 minutes of the first session and is now unconscious on the shuttle!
Nikolas Baskett: The guy who sits out for every single fight, but who has otherwise has pretty good ideas!
SteveBorg 5000: The person formerly known as Steve Dyssal is now a borg's body with a human head! Fighting style involves pelting people with B-Balls!
And, Valterak Balmue: The newest member of the group, uses his bear hands and "Jumpy" mutation to clobber his enemies!

Supporting characters include
Boxward: The talking, and omniscient, toolbox sent from the heavens! Has an appetite for humans and just about anything else!
Loafer: The Fissile Loaf created by Elder Muffin! It walks, it talks, it... Well, it hasn't really done anything else yet!
F15K: Nearly the only non-throwaway NPC in the entire adventure! The groups Centcom representative and mission specialist!

Total bodycount as of this post
Assistants: 7
Botanists: 1
Borgs: 1
Wizards: 1
THE MONSTERs: 1
BBEGs: Chef, Roboticist

Other fun facts
Boxward is currently adorned with a Centcom Souvenir Keychain
Loafer is currently wearing a stylish hat.
The only body that is currently dead and has not been consumed by Boxward is that of former Steve Dyssal.
David "Numbers" Bailey Has smoked a total of 2 packs of pro puffs.
Valterak Balmue also has bear heads on his shoulders, where he welded them to himself somehow.
The amount of words currently typed would be here, but they crashed my text editor.
If anyone wants to read the EXACT goings-on, the archived chat link is here: https://app.roll20.net/campaigns/chatarchive/524901