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09-25-2014, 07:39 PM
Banana, unpeeled: Captain Condom slips and throws the banana in their eye!
Containers you can fit people in :Captain Condom bashes his head against the inside of the locker/scanner/sleeper/etc! Gnarly!
Circular saw: Captain Condom swings the circular saw around and cuts their own head off!
Defibs: Captain Condom defibrillates his tongue and heart at the same time! How shocking!
Suiciding over an exposed wire: Captain Condom licks the exposed wire! Electrifying!
Chips: Captain Condom gets his head caught in a bag and begins to suffocate!
Containers you can fit people in :Captain Condom bashes his head against the inside of the locker/scanner/sleeper/etc! Gnarly!
Circular saw: Captain Condom swings the circular saw around and cuts their own head off!
Defibs: Captain Condom defibrillates his tongue and heart at the same time! How shocking!
Suiciding over an exposed wire: Captain Condom licks the exposed wire! Electrifying!
Chips: Captain Condom gets his head caught in a bag and begins to suffocate!