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Expanded Item Suicides - thehman03 - 09-25-2014

So, i feel personally that the amount of "suicide emotes" is rather low, and that we could use a few more funny ones. Post in here with suggestions for certain items to show when you suicide with them.

EXAMPLES:

Fire Extinguisher: "X puts the fire extinguisher's nozzle in their mouth and pulls the trigger!". This would gib you.

Fuel Tank: "X drinks from the fuel tank! Gross!".

Guns with bullets (Detective's gun, Riot Shotgun, etc.) should give an effect similar to that of the russian revolver.


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Crumplehat - 09-25-2014

I'm appalled that gun suicides have been absent as long as they have. I've been saying we need them for the longest time.


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Ikkonoishi - 09-25-2014

x digs his heart out with the spoon!


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Isaacs Alter Ego - 09-25-2014

Banana, unpeeled: Captain Condom slips and throws the banana in their eye!

Containers you can fit people in :Captain Condom bashes his head against the inside of the locker/scanner/sleeper/etc! Gnarly!

Circular saw: Captain Condom swings the circular saw around and cuts their own head off!

Defibs: Captain Condom defibrillates his tongue and heart at the same time! How shocking!

Suiciding over an exposed wire: Captain Condom licks the exposed wire! Electrifying!

Chips: Captain Condom gets his head caught in a bag and begins to suffocate!


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Sam Guivene - 09-26-2014

Suiciding with cargo teleporter - Quartermaster Transports his own chest cavity! Grizzly! (Causes massive brute/rad damage and removes heart and appendix, teleports heart and some gibs to whatever the destination was.

Suiciding with detective gun -X blows his own brains out!

Suiciding with laser - X pews his own brains out!

Suiciding with action figure - X swallows the toy and suffocates.

Suiciding with pen - X stabs himself in the eye with a pen! Oh my! (blindness and brute)

Suiciding with a fork - X Stabs his own eye out with a fork! (Blindness and brute)

Suiciding with teleport gun- X looked directly into the front end of the portal device! Oh my! (Bonus points for whoever gets it)

Suiciding with Meth Scientist suit on - X attempts to spoil the ending to Breaking Bad! Dear God! (autogib)

Suiciding with Bee costume - X Buzzes loudly! (Turns into space bee (Could be used as an extraordinarily inefficient exploit to produce space bees in theory))

Suiciding with Wizard outfit and staff- X Tries to cast a spell and fails!


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Xeram - 09-26-2014

Isaacs Alter Ego Wrote:Banana, unpeeled: Captain Condom slips and throws the banana in their eye!

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Why has this not happened yet.


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Jerkops - 09-27-2014

There should be a suicide for dice that spoofs a dice roll, gives a message that the victim rolled a critical failure and makes him fall and break his neck or something.


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Crumplehat - 09-27-2014

There is a suicide for dice already.


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - KikiMofo - 09-27-2014

YES YES I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR MORE SUICIDES FOREVER.

Also the detective's .38 needs a special suicide that has a big ass monologue.


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Splatpope - 09-27-2014

Suicide with a gold bar : "X angered Midas and turned to gold !" and make X become golden or some shit


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - BaneOfGiygas - 09-27-2014

I was literally just about to post a thread on this. Damn you.

Chem Dispenser: X fills themselves with liquid plasma!
Reagent Heater/Cooler: X sticks their head into the heater and sets it to 1000 K!
Locker/Coffin/etc.: X locks themselves in the Y and suffocates!
Arcade Machine: X lost the game of life!
Concussive Gauntlets: X punches themselves out!


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Ikkonoishi - 09-27-2014

When grabbing a clown.

x headbutts Clown Johnson until his own skull splits open.

Does minor damage to the clown, and covers it with blood.

x cooks his brain with the welder.

x somehow climbs into the beaker.


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - atomic1fire - 09-27-2014

Stun gloves: x grabs his tongue and shocks himself in the heart.


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Jerkops - 09-27-2014

Crumplehat Wrote:There is a suicide for dice already.
Is there one for the D20?
Anyway the D6 suicide is kinda lame.


Re: Expanded Item Suicides - Megapaco - 09-27-2014

Syringe: Pubbie McScrubs just swallowed a Syringe, oh dear!

Near a toilet: Pubbie McScrubs gets his head stuck inside the toilet and drowned! Gross!

Wearing athletic shorts: Pubbie McScrubs tried doing a flip but failed and broke his neck!

By the ice cream machine: Pubbie McScrubs jumps into the ice cream machine and turned it on! This should make Pubbie McScrubs ice cream flavor.