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09-25-2014, 05:31 PM
This week on Goon Dungeon 13
Fall of the Gourmand
Nanotrasen sent us some backup! One of them is a horrible freak of nature with bears for hands!
We brought the chef some explosively good "herbs" that left him in shock and awe!
We discovered the chef had a wizard with him!
We found ourselves in quite a pickle as we took on our beefiest opponent yet, but we mustard up the courage to defEAT him!
The wizard subsequently exploded from puns!
We stabbed the chef so hard he blacked out!
We interrogated the chef kind of!
We gave the chef a bath to wash off the blood... in incredibly hot oil!
We used the oven and Elder's talking toolbox filled with many corpses to create a talking loaf!
We fed the lightly fried chef to the man with bear hands' hand bears and the talking toolbox Boxington!
We sent a report to Nanotrasen about how incompetent we were!
We were rewarded for our incompetency!
A Brief Respite
We made our way to medbay to pick up prescriptions and steal things!
The least intelligent person in the group was given the responsibility of mutating the rest of the team!
It worked out sort of!
The group was tasked with dealing with the mad robutticist!
The least intelligent person in the group challenged his killborg to a one on one fight!
The least intelligent person in the group got decapitated!
Things worked out sort of!
Fall of the Gourmand
Nanotrasen sent us some backup! One of them is a horrible freak of nature with bears for hands!
We brought the chef some explosively good "herbs" that left him in shock and awe!
We discovered the chef had a wizard with him!
We found ourselves in quite a pickle as we took on our beefiest opponent yet, but we mustard up the courage to defEAT him!
The wizard subsequently exploded from puns!
We stabbed the chef so hard he blacked out!
We interrogated the chef kind of!
We gave the chef a bath to wash off the blood... in incredibly hot oil!
We used the oven and Elder's talking toolbox filled with many corpses to create a talking loaf!
We fed the lightly fried chef to the man with bear hands' hand bears and the talking toolbox Boxington!
We sent a report to Nanotrasen about how incompetent we were!
We were rewarded for our incompetency!
A Brief Respite
We made our way to medbay to pick up prescriptions and steal things!
The least intelligent person in the group was given the responsibility of mutating the rest of the team!
It worked out sort of!
The group was tasked with dealing with the mad robutticist!
The least intelligent person in the group challenged his killborg to a one on one fight!
The least intelligent person in the group got decapitated!
Things worked out sort of!