Online SS13-Themed DnD

[FishDance]

A pretty good summation of events.

It should be noted that the reason why the group of them was there anyhow was because centcom sent a tactical strike team to kill a syndicate operative placed among the ranks of the station, they've narrowed it down to either the Chef, the RD, or the Captain. That's the main reason why they went to the bar first. Also, here's an excerpt from chat that I found pretty humorous:

[A staff assistant had just dropped a cleaning grenade, and booked it for the bar exit]
Elder Muffin casually walks over to the kitchen table and fancies that cake, he begins eating it.
Fishdance (GM): If you had taken any damage, you'd have healed some. You eat some cake.
Elder Muffin: A most delicious meal.
David "Numbers" Bailey: Steve! Tag him with the grenade!
Steve Dyssal: Can I pick up the grenade and toss it at staff assistant 1?
Fishdance (GM): Lemme put it this way Steve, the motto of this game might as well be "You can try!" So yes.
Steve Dyssal goes to lob the grenade at the fleeing staff assistant!
Fishdance (GM): That's a dexterity check
Steve Dyssal makes an ability check: DEX check : 1
Fishdance (GM): Oh no. You throw the grenade! Or so you think. It falls directly in front of you. You seem proud of yourself, thinking it'd hit him right in the head. You might need glasses.
David "Numbers" Bailey: Jesus, Steve, THIS is how you throw something!
David "Numbers" Bailey makes an ability check: DEX check : 15
Fishdance (GM): You bean the grenade directly off of the Staffies head. It falls and bounces, and lands near his feet.
David "Numbers" Bailey: Rub a dub dub. scrub.
Fishdance (GM): The grenade goes off. The staff assistant slips, hitting his head on the way down.
...
Fishdance (GM): Staffie 1 starts to crawl to the door, movement is halved.
David "Numbers" Bailey takes aim at the assistant crawling to the door.
David "Numbers" Bailey: We don't allow dine and dashers here, buddy.
David "Numbers" Bailey makes an ability check: DEX check : 15
Fishdance (GM): That's a hit!
David "Numbers" Bailey: Rolling 1d12 + 1d6 damage. (3) + (2) = 5
Fishdance (GM): The bullet hits him in the back, his body becomes limp. Rip.

I feel that pretty much sums up how this game ahs been going.