Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Hephasto]

Lamar Hopkins [135.9] says, "MURDERTRON IS ATTEMPTING TO MURDER"
Oliver Hill [145.9] says, "I have multiple owl photos and a saxophone"
Shrub has been hit by Murdertron with Devin Jowers's chainsaw
Lamar Hopkins attacks Murdertron in the head with the taser gun!
Murdertron is hit by the energy bolt!
Murdertron screams!
Ulric Owen [145.9] asks, "so why isnt the shuttle called yet?"
Lamar Hopkins has added the taser gun to the backpack!
Murdertron has been stunned with the stun baton by Lamar Hopkins!
Murdertron has been stunned with the stun baton by Lamar Hopkins!
Osiris Jones says, "GOD DAMN IT MURDERTRON"
Lamar Hopkins has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
The soda machine beeps, "Cool, refreshing Lime-Aid - it's good for you!"
Devin Jowers (as Murdertron) stammers, "MMUURRDDDDERRTTROOONNNN LLOOVVESSS ONNLLLLYY MMUUURRDDERR"