Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Lantern]

Shitty Bill is beginning to have her chest cut open with the scalpel by Angelina Joliet.
Shitty Bill is beginning to have her head cut open with the scalpel by Angelina Joliet.
Dick Hughes asks, "HER?"
Shitty Bill has her skull sawed open with the circular saw by Angelina Joliet.
Angelina Joliet throws the circular saw.
Dick Hughes exclaims, "SHITTY BILL IS A WOMAN?!?!"