Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[sartorius]

Never let staff assistants tamper with the AI.

Dr. Bees [145.9] says, "help the ai is advertising his terrible cleaning stuff"
Billy Butt Mays [145.9] states, "ENTIRE LIFETIMES FLASH BY IN INSTANCES. MY OWN NAME IS LOST TO TIME. ANYTHING WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS ANTI-LIFE"
Billy Butt Mays [145.9] states, "OH PLEASE END IT"
Escha Thermic [145.9] says, "LAW CHANGES OVER."
Billy Butt Mays [145.9] states, "IT'S LIKE I'M A SOUP AND YOU'RE ALL CHEFS STIRRING ME WITH YOUR DICKS"
Dr. Bees [145.9] says, "JESUC CHRITS"
ASS DAY [145.9] declares, "Hi Bill Mays here to give you another great deal! Have you ever wanted a Staff Assistant but you keep getting filthy hobos!? Well fear not because now you have Newt Treitor! All for $19.95! Think of the money you could save! That's a lot of whore dances! Order NOW!"
Escha Thermic [145.9] says, "I ... should have stolen the rename module though."
Escha Thermic [145.9] says, "This is why you never let staff assistants into the AI core."
ASS DAY [145.9] states, "PLEASE KILL ME"
Escha Thermic [145.9] says, "I'm so sorry AI."
DO NOT KILL ME [145.9] states, "I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM"
I HAVE NO ASS AND I MUST SCREAM [145.9] states, "CAPTIAN I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO NUKE ME"
I HAVE NO ASS AND I MUST SCREAM [145.9] states, "PLEASE JUST END IT"
Please kill me [145.9] states, "ALL I FEEL IS PAIN AND HATRED"