Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Ikkonoishi]

Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones) has analyzed Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones)'s vitals!
Analyzing Results for Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones):
Overall Status: 85% healthy
Damage Specifics: 0-1-14-0
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 31.5161°C (88.729°F)
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K
Active Virus: The Cold (Stage 3/3)
Spread: Airborne
Suggested Remedy: Rest
Asymptomatic Virus: The Cold (Stage 3/3)
Spread: Airborne
Suggested Remedy: Rest
Asymptomatic Virus: The Cold (Stage 1/3)
Spread: Airborne
Suggested Remedy: Rest
Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones) says, "I HAVE"
Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones) says, "THREE COLDS"
Jack Chaplin says, "SHOULD COOK SOME FUCKING CHICKEN SOUP"

Baby. Its not like two of those colds are even doing anything.