Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones) has analyzed Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones)'s vitals!
Analyzing Results for Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones):
Overall Status: 85% healthy
Damage Specifics: 0-1-14-0
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 31.5161°C (88.729°F)
Subject bloodstream oxygen level normal | Subject bloodstream toxin level minimal | Subject burn injury status O.K | Subject brute-force injury status O.K
Active Virus: The Cold (Stage 3/3)
Spread: Airborne
Suggested Remedy: Rest
Asymptomatic Virus: The Cold (Stage 3/3)
Spread: Airborne
Suggested Remedy: Rest
Asymptomatic Virus: The Cold (Stage 1/3)
Spread: Airborne
Suggested Remedy: Rest
Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones) says, "I HAVE"
Lily Lilington (as Squid Jones) says, "THREE COLDS"
Jack Chaplin says, "SHOULD COOK SOME FUCKING CHICKEN SOUP"

we noticed this a couple nights ago. We started doing experiments and finally actually found a guy with FOUR COLDS.

i think zhar said he had 4 colds once