Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[TheTrixRabitt]

This is Luis PillsHere!
Luis PillsHere looks severely burned!
Luis PillsHere doesn't seem to be responding to anything around him, his eyes closed as though asleep.
Luis PillsHere collapses!
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "You need some pills, Luis."
Dr. Christopher Osterweis is trying to empty Luis PillsHere's pockets!!
Dr. Christopher Osterweis is trying to take off a backpack from Luis PillsHere's back!
Luis PillsHere gasps, "fuuckofff"

I would help if I wasn't too busy laughing at his reaction.