I don't understand

[Coolguye]

Oh no my spaceman sprite is covered in shit. Whatever will I do???

oh no i can't act out my scat fantasies on a spaceman game. whatever will i do????

Here's what I don't understand: Why isn't this nonsense covered under the 'don't be a creepy fuck' rule? I think it falls directly under the 'don't be a creepy fuck' to read the 18th story about how someone misses the gross stuff you could do with poo. Fuck knows I think less of a couple people who have recited vivid fantasies about making a Sec officer that's chasing him slip on his shit and then use the opportunity to feed the officer the deposited feces he just slipped on.