Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[BlakeJohnson]

Roger Wilco asks, "Pop quiz! How long does it take to kill a moron?"
Mark Mickerson screams!
Captain Unknown explodes in a shower of gibs, hair and piracy!
You have added the cleaner bottle to the backpack.
Roger Wilco says, "BAM"
Roger Wilco says, "Sorry, time's up, you're dead."