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Spell redundancy for Wizards
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Cluwne mastery should just turn your cluwne target into Something Terrible That Should Not Be, like a hot pink cluwne with obesity, apocrine and noxious fart cloud mutations as well as every accent (paired with the "ability" to get words out through fits of uncontrollable honking, just so the cluwne's feeble attempts to be understood will continue to torture the crew with demented laughing sounds. Maybe also with a big red baboon ass that periodically farts out Cluwne Buttspiders that serve no purpose but to follow anyone nearby while screeching horrible demonic fart-honks and trying to trip them and fart noxious gas in their face, which would cause instant vomiting as well as the victim suddenly becoming smelly, afflicted with noxious farts, sick with food poisoning, or filling their blood with jenkem.

Frankly I'm torn because while getting multiple cluwne casts would be great, I feel like we'd be missing a golden opportunity for really cluwneing things up if Full Power Cluwne's Revenge wasn't just an absolute nightmarish spectacle of honks, farts, sewage and extremely distasteful wardrobes. Freaky voodoo butt bugs would just be a bonus :P
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