DWAINE..zards.

[Marquesas]

I think he was looking more for a way to, say, have a DWAINE session via PDA, maybe. I know that'd certainly be a bit useful.

From my point of view, the impact of that would be rather underwhelming.

Really wish there was a list of shit DWAINE's scripting could do, unless what you see is literally all it can do. Shit like escaping |ns or ^s (though I guess a single | will turn into a ^ after an echo or something???).

Not quite. In scripting, | means both concatenation and the last one in a line is the target file. What you see is literally all it does - there are no variables or loops, and conditionals are super limited.