DWAINE..zards.

[Sundance]

Although, your post makes me think I misunderstood Sundance's call for a "big reveal" as a demand to be told exactly how to do the most arcane things in DWAINE as opposed to getting the dirt on DWAINE features. If that's the case I apologize profusely.

The latter.
Also a bit of the former in such that "You can find X by looking at Y", but more the latter really.