Fitness Room: An idea I did not come up with at 2 AM

[FrontlineAcrobat4]

How the machines actually work.

Yeah I understand that the machines I suggested and the benefits that would correspond with them do not actually match how they work in real life. I think that those machines I brought up are pretty well known, and hopefully me or someone else can come up with some good benefits for using them.

I bet he can do the bar. At least.

what a muscle nerd

We will settle this on the playground, just pray you don't end up choking on sand while hanging for dear life on the flagpole you were hoisted up by your spiderman undies because I am that ripped.