Goonhub
12-18-2012, 05:41 AM
Ok, here is my idea for the gym equipment:
Treadmill: Using the treadmill will make you walk and run faster, so you can bully nerds with ease. The treadmill may malfunction at times, flinging you back and bruising you. If someone emagged it, well there's this:
Quinton Boeggles shoelace gets caught in the tread and start sucking him in!
Quinton Boeggles manages to scream one last time as he is sucked into the treadmill and grounded into a paste!
Pull-Up Bar: Using the Pull-up bar will allow you to be able to use your superior grip to throw people with only a level one grip! The pull up bar become unhinged on one side and cause to you to collide into a nearby wall, injuring you. If you use while emagged, well:
The Pull-Up Bar collapses on Damian Garney's head!
Damian Garney's head is smashed open by the Pull-Up Bar! Holy shit!
Bench Press: Using the bench press will give the user great arm strength, allowing him open unpowered doors with his arms, and throwing lights grenades with ease! The bench press may malfunction, causing the user to fling his head up and hit the machine, injuring him. As always, it can be emagged:
The Brench Press fall apart while Conerd the 12th uses it!
Conerd the 12th suffocates as the Bar rests on his neck! Oh fuck!
Ok that's it for now :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek:
Treadmill: Using the treadmill will make you walk and run faster, so you can bully nerds with ease. The treadmill may malfunction at times, flinging you back and bruising you. If someone emagged it, well there's this:
Quinton Boeggles shoelace gets caught in the tread and start sucking him in!
Quinton Boeggles manages to scream one last time as he is sucked into the treadmill and grounded into a paste!
Pull-Up Bar: Using the Pull-up bar will allow you to be able to use your superior grip to throw people with only a level one grip! The pull up bar become unhinged on one side and cause to you to collide into a nearby wall, injuring you. If you use while emagged, well:
The Pull-Up Bar collapses on Damian Garney's head!
Damian Garney's head is smashed open by the Pull-Up Bar! Holy shit!
Bench Press: Using the bench press will give the user great arm strength, allowing him open unpowered doors with his arms, and throwing lights grenades with ease! The bench press may malfunction, causing the user to fling his head up and hit the machine, injuring him. As always, it can be emagged:
The Brench Press fall apart while Conerd the 12th uses it!
Conerd the 12th suffocates as the Bar rests on his neck! Oh fuck!
Ok that's it for now :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: :ugeek: