'twas the night before Spacemas

[Rahky]

Changelings roasting on an open fire
Chaplain flicking off the switch
Drinking carols being sung by Ol' Harner,
And folks dressed up like astronauts,
Look at those buttbots!

Some Bo Jack Daniel's and some weed
Help relieve the shift of strife
Eager traitors with their PDAs stowed
Look forward to their reign of grife

Out from the fuss, the admin comes
He's bringing lots of toys and goodies on his bus
And every head alive is gonna cry
To see a clown who really knows how to drive

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
And no, it's not "Stow your batons!"
Although it's been said, many times many ways,
"!adminhelp plz ban he"

They know the Wizard's here to stay
He's sending butts and cluwnes and golems down your way
And while Security is in the bar
The Captain's out floating among the stars

Even though in space no one hears you scream
"Why's there no poo in the latrine?"
I know it's been said, many times, many ways
"!adminhelp plz
!adminhelp pls
!adminhelp plx
baaaan heeeee"