Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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Jack Hoffman says, "what rhymes with doom"
Jack Hoffman throws the pipe bomb.
Kolton Costello has been hit by the pipe bomb.
the pipe bomb explodes!
Kolton Costello screams!
Malachi Day screams!
Jack Hoffman screams!
Oxygen Deprivation First Aid catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
Kolton Costello's Kolton Costello's Standard Cyborg Right Arm flies off in a oily arc!
Malachi Day's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Malachi Day goes pale for a second.
Shady Amish asks, "MORE pipe bombs, really?"
Jack Hoffman goes pale for a second.
Jack Hoffman says, "WHOOPS MY FINGER SLIPPED"