'twas the night before Spacemas

[ISaidNo]

Hungry the Singularity,
Was a really bad blue thing
And if you ever saw it,
you'd say "WHO RELEASED THE SING".

All of the other engines
used to work and were real fun.
But sadly that all got torn down
When old Mport's work was done.

It only took one upload,
The old engine went away:
The engineers all cried out in woe,
"Holy shit this is gonna blow!"

Now the yellowsuits are depressed
the CE's gonna suicide,
You damn shitty singularity,
This engine I just can't abide!