Goonhub
05-02-2014, 12:35 PM
I had a lot of fun in a recent round as a non-antag botanist.
It was the beginning of the round, and I asked politely to use the chem dispenser. I was refused, so I promptly broke in. This caused a fight between me and the bartender with it ending with me knocking him unconscious with a fire extinguisher. I got what I needed from the dispenser and left.
Later, I had a full batch of explosive tomatoes that I was going to use to vandalize the chapel with. However, the chef and bartender teamed up to take me down. The chef stole my crate of tomatoes, and spaced them but I escaped to botany. They stormed after me while I was and tried to catch me. Feeling like a vindictive butt, I chuted some of the tomatoes into the kitchen and myself as well. After a spectacular explosion I escaped the bar.
Much later, as I decided the best way to break into EVA was throw tomatoes at its window, the chef found me again. I tried outrunning him, but a poorly thrown tomato blasted me badly. I crawled to the pod hangar and jumped into a pod. The chef came in hot pursuit, but I made it to the botany hangar. In crit, I just had to open one door. But the firelock was active from the kitchen bombing earlier. I collapsed, and the chef shot me with his mini putt until I died. He actually went to the effort of dragging my corpse to genetics though.
After the round, it turned out neither of us were antags, but damn that was fun. All from getting in an argument over using the chem dispenser.
It was the beginning of the round, and I asked politely to use the chem dispenser. I was refused, so I promptly broke in. This caused a fight between me and the bartender with it ending with me knocking him unconscious with a fire extinguisher. I got what I needed from the dispenser and left.
Later, I had a full batch of explosive tomatoes that I was going to use to vandalize the chapel with. However, the chef and bartender teamed up to take me down. The chef stole my crate of tomatoes, and spaced them but I escaped to botany. They stormed after me while I was and tried to catch me. Feeling like a vindictive butt, I chuted some of the tomatoes into the kitchen and myself as well. After a spectacular explosion I escaped the bar.
Much later, as I decided the best way to break into EVA was throw tomatoes at its window, the chef found me again. I tried outrunning him, but a poorly thrown tomato blasted me badly. I crawled to the pod hangar and jumped into a pod. The chef came in hot pursuit, but I made it to the botany hangar. In crit, I just had to open one door. But the firelock was active from the kitchen bombing earlier. I collapsed, and the chef shot me with his mini putt until I died. He actually went to the effort of dragging my corpse to genetics though.
After the round, it turned out neither of us were antags, but damn that was fun. All from getting in an argument over using the chem dispenser.