Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Dabir]

Woody Losey saws open his butt with the circular saw!
Woody Losey throws the circular saw.
Woody Losey lies down on Operating Table.
Woody Losey begin to delicately slice the intestines with the scalpel!
Woody Losey's Standard Cyborg Right Arm flies off in a oily arc!
Woody Losey screams!
Man Jackson says, "HA."
Woody Losey gasps, "OOOhhh gggoodd.."
Woody Losey gasps, "AABBOORRRTT"