Goonhub
03-02-2014, 02:51 PM
How to get laughs from the crew using this suggestion.
Get the santa hat from the barman.
Get the dwarfism mutation.
Get a collection of random harmless gifts, like booze, food, and office supplies.
Mail yourself around the station dropping gifts off saying MERRY DWARFMASS every time someone spots you.
be incredibly drunk so it sounds like MEEERRRYY DRUNGHMASH
9 out of 10 times security or someone else won't try to murder you or taze you.
Get the santa hat from the barman.
Get the dwarfism mutation.
Get a collection of random harmless gifts, like booze, food, and office supplies.
Mail yourself around the station dropping gifts off saying MERRY DWARFMASS every time someone spots you.
be incredibly drunk so it sounds like MEEERRRYY DRUNGHMASH
9 out of 10 times security or someone else won't try to murder you or taze you.