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Dwarfism mutation makes you fit in mail chutes - McDongle - 03-02-2014

Simple as that. As it stands, dwarfism is a pretty funny mutation, but I think it could have a more mischievous use. Simply put, dwarves could be small enough to fit into the mail chutes, kind of like the Syndicate Mailman suit. It could help particularly lucky traitor Geneticists, and considering the slow and random nature of mutations, I think the potential for abuse is fairly limited. Thoughts?


Re: Dwarfism mutation makes you fit in mail chutes - BlackPhoenix - 03-02-2014

The horror of traitor miners going through mail chutes leaving hacked mining charges everywhere...by this I mean yes please.


Re: Dwarfism mutation makes you fit in mail chutes - Lavastage - 03-02-2014

BlackPhoenix Wrote:The horror of traitor miners going through mail chutes leaving hacked mining charges everywhere...by this I mean yes please.
This.

Yeah im supporting this.


Re: Dwarfism mutation makes you fit in mail chutes - Lantern - 03-02-2014

Lavastage Wrote:
BlackPhoenix Wrote:The horror of traitor miners going through mail chutes leaving hacked mining charges everywhere...by this I mean yes please.
This.

Yeah im supporting this.

A third yes. This must be a thing.


Re: Dwarfism mutation makes you fit in mail chutes - OurKabalEmerges - 03-02-2014

Yes.


Re: Dwarfism mutation makes you fit in mail chutes - atomic1fire - 03-02-2014

How to get laughs from the crew using this suggestion.

Get the santa hat from the barman.

Get the dwarfism mutation.

Get a collection of random harmless gifts, like booze, food, and office supplies.

Mail yourself around the station dropping gifts off saying MERRY DWARFMASS every time someone spots you.

be incredibly drunk so it sounds like MEEERRRYY DRUNGHMASH

9 out of 10 times security or someone else won't try to murder you or taze you.


Re: Dwarfism mutation makes you fit in mail chutes - Sundance - 03-02-2014

This is an easy thing to add, and hilarious too.

"WE'VE GOT GNOMES COMING OUT OF THE PIPING!"


Re: Dwarfism mutation makes you fit in mail chutes - atomic1fire - 03-02-2014

Second funny thing you could do with this. Use that camo item to scan gnome chompsky and hide in random places as a lawn gnome.