Spessmen profiles: Tell us about yourself...

[Sundance]

I think it's fun to see what sort of gimmicks people play in their heads when they're roleplaying their character, even if the role-play is very minor.
Like if this was a super serious RP, would I strip off all my clothes and fall into the rogue singularity dragging the dog George while screaming "I want you inside me, singularity", before exploding into a million pieces?