Goonhub
01-16-2014, 11:12 PM
Raise dead is kinda shitty compared to golems as a spell choice so I think the skeletons need to tell awful puns to compensate
here are some comedy gold skeleton puns:
"I have a bone to pick with you"
"make no bones about it"
"this is very humerus"
"my favorite singer is pelvis presley"
"I'm going to give you a sternum talking to"
"I play the trombone"
"Don't be a coccyx"
"this is sacrum ground"
also they should totally say clak clak because that shit is great
here are some comedy gold skeleton puns:
"I have a bone to pick with you"
"make no bones about it"
"this is very humerus"
"my favorite singer is pelvis presley"
"I'm going to give you a sternum talking to"
"I play the trombone"
"Don't be a coccyx"
"this is sacrum ground"
also they should totally say clak clak because that shit is great