Make beer slide infinitely

[Whele]

Today, I was mentally and spiritually broken by the laws of physics. I spent the entire first 70 minutes of the shift constructing an elaborately long bar that I named "The Wunderbar." It was glorious. Nearly 70 tiles in length, 70 bar stools, impossible to pressurize, it was my pride and joy. I installed a camera at the far end of the bar with the intention of looking through it to aim a beer slide down the entire length of the bar. To my absolute dismay the beer stopped a mere 15 or so tiles. I know this is far from the typical use case for drink slides but wouldn't it just be the greatest thing ever to have this dream become a reality, and not have a drink slide distance limit? Does no one else see the glorious potential?