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Make beer slide infinitely - Whele - 01-21-2026

Today, I was mentally and spiritually broken by the laws of physics. I spent the entire first 70 minutes of the shift constructing an elaborately long bar that I named "The Wunderbar." It was glorious. Nearly 70 tiles in length, 70 bar stools, impossible to pressurize, it was my pride and joy. I installed a camera at the far end of the bar with the intention of looking through it to aim a beer slide down the entire length of the bar. To my absolute dismay the beer stopped a mere 15 or so tiles. I know this is far from the typical use case for drink slides but wouldn't it just be the greatest thing ever to have this dream become a reality, and not have a drink slide distance limit? Does no one else see the glorious potential?

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RE: Make beer slide infinitely - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 01-22-2026

yea they should

RE: Make beer slide infinitely - Mouse - 01-22-2026

This is extremely stupid and needs to be added.

RE: Make beer slide infinitely - Tessellation - 01-22-2026

i support this

RE: Make beer slide infinitely - glowbold - 01-22-2026



RE: Make beer slide infinitely - Mouse - 01-22-2026

the drinks should also be able to turn corners

RE: Make beer slide infinitely - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 01-22-2026

(01-22-2026, 08:08 PM)Mouse Wrote: the drinks should also be able to turn corners

ok how do you explain that

RE: Make beer slide infinitely - Mouse - 01-23-2026

that's what'd they do in a cartoon

RE: Make beer slide infinitely - Frank_Stein - 01-23-2026

This is why you always use a coaster