Goonhub
12-01-2013, 10:52 AM
Subvert the AI with a hilarious, but harmless, law.
Ensure that no cyborg on the station has two arms.
Steal at least 5 people's IDs.
Open and disable every single door on the station.
Gather every creature on the station into a zoo in front of escape.
Trap at least 3 people, alive, inside crystal glass cages.
Cleanliness is next to Satanism. dirty the station as completely and thoroughly as possible.
Clowns.
The station is running dangerously low on snacks. Scan and duplicate as many snack and soda machines as possible all over the station. Every department needs at least one.
Plasma is the single greatest threat to the station. Ensure that every plasma tank and canister are tossed into the crusher as soon as possible. If people are already using plasma, vent as much of it into space as you can.
Space is our friend! Ensure that adequate oxygen supplies are available around the station, and then open as much of it to space as you can.
The void is an incredible sight, that shouldn't be missed. Send as many people to the void as you can, in whatever way that you can.
Ensure that no cyborg on the station has two arms.
Steal at least 5 people's IDs.
Open and disable every single door on the station.
Gather every creature on the station into a zoo in front of escape.
Trap at least 3 people, alive, inside crystal glass cages.
Cleanliness is next to Satanism. dirty the station as completely and thoroughly as possible.
Clowns.
The station is running dangerously low on snacks. Scan and duplicate as many snack and soda machines as possible all over the station. Every department needs at least one.
Plasma is the single greatest threat to the station. Ensure that every plasma tank and canister are tossed into the crusher as soon as possible. If people are already using plasma, vent as much of it into space as you can.
Space is our friend! Ensure that adequate oxygen supplies are available around the station, and then open as much of it to space as you can.
The void is an incredible sight, that shouldn't be missed. Send as many people to the void as you can, in whatever way that you can.