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New miscreant objectives - icarus - 12-01-2013
as said in the traitors + miscreants thread, one of the main problems with miscreants is that their objectives are limited to gimmicks that, although they're fun every once in a while, get old when the same ones keep resurfacing because the objective pool is so small
this thread's meant for suggesting NEW FUN gimmicks for miscreants to do
stuff like
- become a black market organ salesman
become a border guard and stop people from crossing part of the station
become a vending machine baron
start your own casino
be a pyromaniac
start an insane life-or-death quiz show
kidnap someone and lead sec on a wild goose chase
claim some turf and start a gang to control it
become a drug dealer
what else can y'all come up with y'all?
Re: New miscreant objectives - Lantern - 12-01-2013
alot of those require you to probably kill someone, which you arnt suppose to do as a miscreant.
Re: New miscreant objectives - Spy_Guy - 12-01-2013
- Destroy the Captain's bonsai tree
- Destroy the Captain's hat
- Destroy the Head of Security's hat
The latter two are examples of very fun non-lethal crime you can perform. They'll likely get you murdered by a seething Cap / HoS, but that's all part of the fun.
Re: New miscreant objectives - atomic1fire - 12-01-2013
Incite a mob riot against you.
some ways of doing that.
Take credit for traitor crimes.
kidnap george and the station budget in a small room.
Light genetic's notes on fire.
make unstable flashpowder in bar.
etc.
Re: New miscreant objectives - Weavel - 12-01-2013
Become an absolute nightmare for (X DEPARTMENT)
Re: New miscreant objectives - neogeo0823 - 12-01-2013
So, what's with miscreants, anyway? Are they like traitor-lite or something? All my experiences with them have just been people being as annoying as absolutely humanly possible, even if that wasn't their objective.
Re: New miscreant objectives - Lainge - 12-01-2013
Spy_Guy Wrote:Destroy the Head of Security's hatIf a HoS murders you for destroying his hat, he shouldn't be a HoS.
They'll likely get you murdered by a seething Cap / HoS, but that's all part of the fun.
This sort of objective makes me wish we could pants people.
Re: New miscreant objectives - Chike101 - 12-01-2013
atomic1fire Wrote:Light genetic's notes on fire.I remember the time I did this as a mindslave, I felt like such a dick afterwards.
I.E. Yes, fits the miscreant objective checklist.
Now, a few of my ideas:
Start your own company and sell your products/services for profit.
Impersonate a character in a movie well/badly. (Spout dumb movie quotes)
Start a dumb religion in the name of profit.
Become an inter-galactic spy, and use everyday objects as 'Gadgets'.
Become a political lobbyist for the Galactic Council Election.
Become an undercover corporate agent, ensuring productivity above all else.
Spread rumors about a person on the station.
Make a claim that you are rightful heir to the Space Throne, and gather support for your placement on such.
Become a devoted fan/follower of somebody on the station. Follow them around and make comments and stuff.
Insist you are an antagonist, while claiming responsibility for every bad thing that happens to the station.
Come up with some world record and attempt to break it. (Encouraged to be challenging.)
Become a highwayman of the future, and hold up people for their cash and valuable belongings. (Don't actually be violent, it can be done)
That's all for now, I'll come up with more later.
Re: New miscreant objectives - Klayboxx - 12-01-2013
Spy_Guy Wrote:
- Destroy the Captain's bonsai tree
- Destroy the Captain's hat
- Destroy the Head of Security's hat
The latter two are examples of very fun non-lethal crime you can perform. They'll likely get you murdered by a seething Cap / HoS, but that's all part of the fun.
One time a miscreant destroyed my hat so I replaced it with another paper hat but went into mourning and wore all black and got drunk. I swore my revenge but he JUST KEPT TAKING AWAY THE THINGS I LOVED
Lainge Wrote:If a HoS murders you for destroying his hat, he shouldn't be a HoS.
At the very least you should expect a beating
Re: New miscreant objectives - Captain_Bravo - 12-01-2013
Subvert the AI with a hilarious, but harmless, law.
Ensure that no cyborg on the station has two arms.
Steal at least 5 people's IDs.
Open and disable every single door on the station.
Gather every creature on the station into a zoo in front of escape.
Trap at least 3 people, alive, inside crystal glass cages.
Cleanliness is next to Satanism. dirty the station as completely and thoroughly as possible.
Clowns.
The station is running dangerously low on snacks. Scan and duplicate as many snack and soda machines as possible all over the station. Every department needs at least one.
Plasma is the single greatest threat to the station. Ensure that every plasma tank and canister are tossed into the crusher as soon as possible. If people are already using plasma, vent as much of it into space as you can.
Space is our friend! Ensure that adequate oxygen supplies are available around the station, and then open as much of it to space as you can.
The void is an incredible sight, that shouldn't be missed. Send as many people to the void as you can, in whatever way that you can.
Re: New miscreant objectives - Spy_Guy - 12-01-2013
Klayboxx Wrote:One time a miscreant destroyed my hat so I replaced it with another paper hat but went into mourning and wore all black and got drunk. I swore my revenge but he JUST KEPT TAKING AWAY THE THINGS I LOVEDThat was me, and you were a hella good sport about it. Thanks a million for that amazing round.
Klayboxx Wrote:I frankly wouldn't have held it against him (or any other HoS) if he had gone and murdered me then for the cheek of melting his hat in front of his face. I wish people would accept there may be dire consequences to being shit as opposed to yelling "shitcurity" when handled with anything but silk gloves.Lainge Wrote:If a HoS murders you for destroying his hat, he shouldn't be a HoS.
At the very least you should expect a beating
Of course, my view may be skewed by Klayboxx playing along like a champ...
Re: New miscreant objectives - Karakoran - 12-01-2013
Find a noise making device (Vuvulza, saxophone) and follow someone around with it for the round.
Re: New miscreant objectives - BillyMays - 12-01-2013
Attempt to get Heisenbee arrested for a made up crime
Create an illegal space bee farm
Steal all of the donuts on the station, and hide them.
Sabotage the barmans drinks with space drugs
Steal all of the food the chef makes.
Kidnap officer beepsky and hold him for ransom
Create a public bonfire by burning all of the papers you can find
Re: New miscreant objectives - Lavastage - 12-01-2013
Cause strange and unexpected "power outages" around the station.
Kidnap all of the monkeys on the station and hold a monkey civil rights meeting with them in a public place.
Select a person and see how many times you can fart on their face before you die.
Find a heavily traversed area and demand a fee every time someone walks through it.
Re: New miscreant objectives - Captain_Bravo - 12-01-2013
Lavastage Wrote:Select a person and see how many times you can fart on their face before you die.
Even better, just something like:
XXX the Captain is a scrublord. Remind him of this by robusting and farting on him as often as you can.