New miscreant objectives

[Klayboxx]

• Destroy the Captain's bonsai tree
  
• Destroy the Captain's hat
  
• Destroy the Head of Security's hat

The latter two are examples of very fun non-lethal crime you can perform. They'll likely get you murdered by a seething Cap / HoS, but that's all part of the fun.

One time a miscreant destroyed my hat so I replaced it with another paper hat but went into mourning and wore all black and got drunk. I swore my revenge but he JUST KEPT TAKING AWAY THE THINGS I LOVED

If a HoS murders you for destroying his hat, he shouldn't be a HoS.

At the very least you should expect a beating