New miscreant objectives

[icarus]

as said in the traitors + miscreants thread, one of the main problems with miscreants is that their objectives are limited to gimmicks that, although they're fun every once in a while, get old when the same ones keep resurfacing because the objective pool is so small
this thread's meant for suggesting NEW FUN gimmicks for miscreants to do

stuff like

• become a black market organ salesman
  become a border guard and stop people from crossing part of the station
  become a vending machine baron
  start your own casino
  be a pyromaniac
  start an insane life-or-death quiz show
  kidnap someone and lead sec on a wild goose chase
  claim some turf and start a gang to control it
  become a drug dealer

what else can y'all come up with y'all?