Curse Artifact Ideas

[Kotlol]

Not to accuse Artifacts as being the big pipe filling the fat man's mouth while other departments are drinking a dribble from a leak.
Actually no wait, I am doing that. You're getting clockwork artifacts and you just got voice-activated ones! We've already got scientists deciding who gets to work artifacts by legal duel with pistols! Stop giving them cool ideas (Okay no keep giving them cool ideas we like cool ideas)

Here's a curveball option: Take the cool idea and put it elsewhere. Either make it a weirdy chaplain thing, or make it more generalised. Rare finds in the asteroid field, random event peppering them about. extremely rare cursed mail delivering  you some weird doohicky that you have to work out what awful thing it does to you/others. I don't know.

I agree with this notion.

Have the chaplain be abit more interactive for classic sakes then "Staffy with shitty pistol and booksmacking healing"