New Artsci Artefact: Automatic Juicer

[George_Manning]

People absolutely are going to be weird about this.  Will need major changes if implemented

That said I think it would be really funny if it produced a bottle of your mutant race blood (or sprayed it around the room) and skeletonized you

This seems like a fairly normal wacky thing to add that's onbrand for Goonstation.

If people are going to be weird about it, that's a moderation issue. 

Plus, people that would be weird about this will just find other stuff to be weird about it its absence.