New Artsci Artefact: Automatic Juicer

[Glamurio]

People absolutely are going to be weird about this.  Will need major changes if implemented

That said I think it would be really funny if it produced a bottle of your mutant race blood (or sprayed it around the room) and skeletonized you

Literally came to post this. And also agree, repurposing this into basically a crusher that produces a bottle of blood that can pass on your appearance / mutations etc. and leaves varying amounts of you, missing limbs, skeleton or just gibs you entirely is probably a better idea.