Goonstation Contribution Contest - June 2024

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The critically disclaimed sequel that no one asked for to the critically acclaimed 1997 cult classic film Fifth Element - Fiftieth Element!

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Space New York Space UberEats driver Korben Dallas didn't mean to be a hero, but he just picked up the kind of fare that only comes along every five thousand years: a mysterious tin box that holds the key to saving the galaxy. Now, together, they must save the world or risk getting a zero out of five star review. Clone Bruce Willis, Clone Milla Jovovich, and Almost Sort of Gary Oldman star in acclaimed director Luc Besson's outrageous sci-fi adventure, an extravagantly styled tale of Nanotrasen against Syndicate set in an unbelievable twenty-third century world.

(Also if you're not a fan of the movie, the 50th element is indeed tin and makes for a great pun with the tin of cookies. Also I shamelessly stole the tin of cookies sprite for the poster.)