Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

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Aaron Garneys says, "What now deadtears"
Aaron Garneys says, "gonna cry to your mommy"
Deadter Chesman says, "Why obviously"
Aaron Garneys says, "waaaah"
Deadter Chesman says, "I will do this"
Aaron Garneys says, "waaah"
Deadter Chesman punches Aaron Garneys!
Deadter Chesman knocks down Aaron Garneys!
Deadter Chesman farts in Aaron Garneys's face!
Edison Lootin says, "rip"