Spessmen profiles: Tell us about yourself...

[Dachshundofdoom]

Jeb Maxwell believes that you should be nice to everyone, and tries to talk his way out of every situation. His mind has also been scanned to create the D.I.O.S. line of AIs, with the expectation that they would also be absurdly nice. D.I.O.S. models are widely known for their mockery of crewmembers and tendency to slaughter the entire crew happily and efficiently when given a law to that effect. The simple explanation for this is that Jeb is not really nice, he's just the worst fighter in the universe and thus avoids fights at all times. His lethal fight record is something along the lines of 15-80.

He also moonlights as the vigilante "Mail Clown," mostly known for his hyperzine addiction.