Goonhub
09-29-2013, 11:34 PM
The following things should be legalized:
Cyborg Marriage
Medicinal Space Drugs
Impersonating a sec officer to "confiscate" weed from botany
Changelings performing funny but obvious gimmicks on the station
Spacing the detective's thermals
Forceable removal of posteriors, ideally to make ass burgers you can feed the victim while he is bucklecuffed
Apprehending criminals by throwing rainbow melons at them
Chameleon projectors because they are useless except for gimmicks
Stealing Security gear for my Space Village People concert.
Death Penalty for anyone who reminds me I could have fabricated the jumpsuit myself as I languish in the brig
Amnesty for the red-suited strangers who promised to bring me the rest oft the costumes if I lent them the sec gear
Cyborg Marriage
Medicinal Space Drugs
Impersonating a sec officer to "confiscate" weed from botany
Changelings performing funny but obvious gimmicks on the station
Spacing the detective's thermals
Forceable removal of posteriors, ideally to make ass burgers you can feed the victim while he is bucklecuffed
Apprehending criminals by throwing rainbow melons at them
Chameleon projectors because they are useless except for gimmicks
Stealing Security gear for my Space Village People concert.
Death Penalty for anyone who reminds me I could have fabricated the jumpsuit myself as I languish in the brig
Amnesty for the red-suited strangers who promised to bring me the rest oft the costumes if I lent them the sec gear