Redbeard's Amazing Genetics Ideas & a cool recipe

[mozi]

here are some mutation ideas from Paranoia

• Acid Spit -- "I'm not a changeling, I just had something caught in my throat!"
  
• Chromatavariation -- touch something and it changes color, like painting. probably best to wait until the cool advanced BYOND feature that allows this without lag.
  
• Energy Field -- like the Wizard's field, blocks lasers but not blunt/tasers
  
• Mental Energy Projection i.e. Mind Blast -- plays one of those horrible artifact screeches to everyone in range but otherwise harmless
  
• Protective Keratin Formation i.e. Spikes -- grow porcupine like spikes around your body. Harms anyone trying to touch you with their hands. may/may not harm You and cause you to bleed profusely.
  
• Quantum Molecular Displacement i.e. Teleportation -- like the wizard's classic Blink spell that would send you somewhere completely random.
  
• Pouches -- lets you store a small item on your person like you would a derringer in your clothes. Item comes out when you do the proper emote or someone cuts you open with a scalpel
  
• Metabolic Control i.e. Death Simulation -- play dead

Some other stuff

• Blood Pigments -- random color blood
  
• Reptilian DNA -- lizard form
  
• Vestigial DNA -- turns you into the human sprite from OLD ss13.
  
• Radiation Resistance
  
• Enhanced Nicotine Receptors -- cigarettes put meth in your bloodstream!
  
• Simian Gyrus Center -- can talk to/understand monkeys
  
• Degenerative Tissue -- over time your limbs/butt will fall off
  
• Albinism -- Sets skin tone and hair to palest possible, gives you same weakness Vampires have to starlight
  
• Superior Logic Processing -- gives you vampire weakness to chapel and a bad case of the Serious. a fedora will grow on your head and can't be removed.
  
• Mental Projection Energy -- like the mind blast above except only YOU hear it, and you can't control it
  
• Cat Person DNA -- no visible effect except but makes George want to attack you
  
• Enhanced Metabolism -- slightly better effects from eating stuff, would go well with Matter Eater
  
• Reversed Metabolism -- you throw up. a lot.
  
• Gills -- the upside: You're no longer effected by harmful gasses like plasma or co2! the downside: you have to drink water every minute or you start taking suffocation damage.