Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Xeram]

M.I.C.R.O.W.A.V.E. [145.9] states, "Who wants a hot pocket"

Chef Buttes [145.9] says, "I've renamed the AI to something that is exactly the same as its previous name"

nvidia graphics card [145.9] states, "Alright then

Later we made it a Intel Pentium.

It couldn't proccess a math question.