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Welcome to the voting phase for the March monthly contest! I'm proud of you all for the amazing turnout: we had a record-breaking forty-one entries this time around! Let's hope we'll see similar numbers in later contests.

Each entry below has a corresponding number. Remember you can and are highly encouraged to vote for multiple entries! Voting will close Monday, April 5th, 2021. That's about 8 days of voting!

The seven entries with the most votes will get:

The Too Cool in-game medal. This lets you use this cute in OOC as a emote of sorts and in-game as a "flying chat" element that floats above your head for a short while.
Their soda added into the game, with custom bottle sprite, description, and effects if applicable. Fair warning, this may take some time since I do not have developer access.
A sticker designed by Gannets!

Anybody who participated but didn't win will still get the "Fun Times" in-game medal, which allows you to become a living participation ribbon when dead (this works like ghost critters, so humans and robots can't understand you).

Also, to clear up some confusion: the Discord medal "?" role has nothing to do with this monthly contest or any of the previous contests. It is a vanity role awarded at the whims of admins, sparingly given. It is not given for winning a monthly contest. Please stop requesting it.

Entries are listed below. Don't be afraid to look at the wiki's Chemicals page if there's a chemical you're unfamiliar with. I've taken the liberty of adding in the proper spelling, punctuation, and capitalization, and since the game automatically formats every Grones soda into "Grones Soda [name]", I've also eliminated any redundant words like "Grones" or "soda". Entries have had their names removed and positions randomized to ensure fairness. Let me know if there is a problem with your entry or your entry is missing.

Name: Sour Brained Artificial Pickles

Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of pickle juice
15 units of meat slurry
5 units of blood (human blood)
Name: Lucky Lizard Tonic

Contents:
5 units of Yee
5 units of chalk
10 units of sangria
10 units of capsaicin
Name: Venomous Vampiric Vamoose

Contents:
10 units of venom
10 units of methamphetamine
5 units of blood
5 units of holy water

Description: "Guaranteed to make you go batty!"

Sprite:
Name: Irritable Bowel Sensation

Contents:
10 units of ginger ale
6 units of simethicone
14 units of fartonium
Name: Freshly Brewed Home-Grown War Crime

Contents:
4 units of urine
1 units of sarin
10 units of napalm
10 units of glitter (harmless)
Name: Citrus Circus Catastrophe

Contents:
10 units of lemon juice
10 units of lime juice
5 units of honkfartium
5 units of Honky Tonic
Name: Total Recall

Contents:
20 units of cola
15 units of capulettium plus
15 units of warp
Name: Mining Trip Field-Day

Contents:
2 units of uranium
1 unit of polonium
4 units of radium
10 untis of potassium iodide
5 units of charcoal
7 units of mutadone
Name: Extra Pulpy Cola for Men

Contents:
15 units of meat slurry
5 units of cola
5 units of milk
10 units of iron
Name: House-Brewed Acidic Agglomeration

Contents:
5 units of urine
15 units of lemon juice
5 units of sulfuric acid
Name: Dumb Airlock Jump Juice

Contents:
10 units of yobihodazine
4 units of mercury
4 units of methamphetamine
6 units of perfluorodecalin
6 units of teporone
Name: Rancher's Rage Whole Chicken Dinner

10 units of chicken soup
5 units of cranberry juice
5 units of carrot juice
3 units of mashed potatoes
2 units of gravy
5 units of ether

Sprite:
Name: Bargain Bill's Totally Original Beverage

Contents:
20 cola
10 urine
10 vomit
10 compost
Name: Prismatic Rainbow Punch

Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of glitter (harmless)
10 units of colorful reagent
10 units of space drugs

Sprite (just the label):
Name: Bitchin' Cough Syrup

Contents:
5 units of Very High Fructose Corn Syrup (VHFCS)
5 units of urine
5 units of ketamine
5 units of haloperidol
5 units of ether
5 units of lithium
Name: Ragin' Assistant Essence

Contents:
5 units of VHFCS
5 units of crime
5 units of jenkem
15 units of sugar
20 units of cola
Name: HELP MAINT

Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of capulettium plus
10 units of liquid spacetime
10 units of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD)
Name: RoboBrew

Contents:
10 units of nanomachines
5 units of copper
5 units of sulfuric acid
10 units of iron

Description: "The favorite of RoBuddies and Cyborgs alike! (Drink in moderation)"
Name: "Workplace Safety is Our Number One Priority" Edition

Contents:
10 units of blood
2 units of calcium
2 units of phosphorus
2 units of hydrogen
2 units of oxygen
1 units of prions
Name: Chimper's Tonic

Contents:
15 units of stable mutagen
15 units of blood of a random monkey on the station
Name: Quenchy's Own: Cactus Juice!

Contents:
10 units of water
5 units of sugar
5 units of salt
10 units of LSD

Description: "It'll Quench 'ya! It's the Qunchiest! Taste the Desert!"

Effect: Trying to pickup the item without protective gloves makes gets you stabbed by the cactus spines and rolls a chance to make you drop it.
Name: Jammin' Jambalaya Jungle Juice

Contents:
1 unit of strawberry milk
1 unit of rice wine
1 unit of BOOrbon
1 unit of Diesel
1 unit of Irish Coffee
1 unit of vanilla
1 unit of Jean Harlow
1 unit of espresso martini
1 unit of Ecto Cooler
1 unit of bread
1 unit of sarsaparilla
1 unit of egg nog
1 unit of chocolate
1 unit of guacamole
1 unit of salt
1 unit of gravy
1 unit of mashed potatoes
1 unit of MSG
1 unit of mugwort
1 unit of cranberry juice
1 unit of blueberry juice
1 unit of grapefruit juice
1 unit of pickle juice
1 unit of ginger ale
1 unit of Worcestershire sauce
1 unit of cheese substitute
1 unit of capsaicin
1 unit of urine
1 unit of paper
1 unit of chalk
Name: Juliet's Kiss

Contents:
10 units of MSG
5 units of pure love
5 units of cyanide
5 units of capulletium
5 units of neurotoxin

Description: "You'll love it to death!"
Name: Zesty Motel Aperitif

Contents:
10 units of carpet
10 units of salt
5 units of cranberry juice
5 units of pepperoni

Description: "Made with real motel."

Sprite:
Name: Mountain Grones Babel Blast

Contents:
5 units of suomium
5 units of fleur-de-lys
5 units of swedium
5 units of caledonium
5 units of Worcestershire sauce
Name: Shitter Lemon Terror Parade

Contents:
7.5 units of lemon juice
7.5 units of bitters
5 units of salt
5 units of toxic slurry
5 units of crime

Sprite:
Name: Rapid Rushing Rat Poison

Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of cheese
20 units of aranesp
Name: Lien Strongarm's Lunar Landing

Contents:
5 units of perfluorodecalin
5 units of teporone
8.6 units of oxygen
4 units of silicon
3.8 units of magnesium
2 units of iron
0.6 units of calcium
0.6 units of aluminum
0.2 units of chromium
Name: Addict's Heart

Contents:
20 units of cola
20 units of pure love
10 units of methamphetamine
Name: HoS's Security Special

Contents:
10u Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
10u capsaicin
5u ling island iced tea
4.9u urine
0.1u crime
Name: Malt Madness

Contents:
7.5 units of ectoplasm
7.5 units of loose screws
7.5 units of pubbie tears
7.5 units of mercury

Description: "CRAZY GOOD FLAVOR THESE GUYS MAKE!! FUCK!!!!! FUUUUCK!!!!"
Name: The Two-Thirds C

Contents:
4 units of urine
4 units of compost
9 units of lemon juice
9 units of lime juice
2 units of methamphetamine
2 units of mint juice

Description: "Side effects may include: seizures"
Sprite:
Name: Markdown Mike's Booberry-Flavored Totally Non-Toxic Soda

Contents:
5 units of capulettium
10 units of ectoplasm
15 units of strawberry, cranberry, or blueberry juice, randomly chosen
Name: Ghostly Grave Grog

Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of rum
2 units of rotting
2 units of grave dust
5 units of transparium
5 units of ageinium
6 units of ectoplasm

Description: "A favorite among the dead and undead alike! Side effects include but are not limited to loss of skin and muscle, a ghost or corpse like appearance, and death. Grones's Soda is not liable for any damages. Please drink Responsibly!"
Name: Stone Cold Soda

Contents:
10 units of cryostylane
10 units of oxygen
10 units of freeze
Name: Hearty Hellburn Brew

Contents:
18 units of oxygen
8 units of plasma
1 unit of ghost pepper juice
3 units of carbon

Description: "9/10 Engineers prefered Grones Hearty Hellburn, find out why yourself!"
Name: Five-Alarm Cook-Off - Hearty Spacinnati-Style Chili

Contents:
3 units of beff
2 units of meat slurry
4 units of synthflesh
1 unit of chocolate
1 unit of sugar
3 units of tomato juice
2 units of holy water
5 units of capsaicin
1 unit of salt
1 unit of acetic acid
1 unit of bread
2 units of cheese
3 units of refried beans
1 unit of Worcestershire sauce
Name: Diet Grone's

Contents:
30 units of oxygen.
20 units of cola

Desc: Upon closer examination there seems to be very tiny quotation marks around the word 'diet.'
Name: Wizard Stop

Contents:
15 units of strawberry juice
15 units of cherry juice

Sprite:
Name: Super Arachnoid Punch

Contents:
10 units of spiders
5 units unstable mutagen
5 units of denatured enzyme
Name: Black Berry Blast

Contents:
10 units of blueberry juice
15 units of pyrosium
2.5 units of hootingium/sonic powder
2.5 units of flash powder

Description: "An explosion of berry flavor"

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Poll: Vote for all the Grones soda ideas you like! You do not have permission to vote in this poll.
1	1.01%	4	1.01%
2	5.05%	20	5.05%
3	1.77%	7	1.77%
4	3.28%	13	3.28%
5	1.26%	5	1.26%
6	3.79%	15	3.79%
7	3.28%	13	3.28%
8	2.27%	9	2.27%
9	1.77%	7	1.77%
10	0.25%	1	0.25%
11	3.03%	12	3.03%
12	5.81%	23	5.81%
13	1.01%	4	1.01%
14	5.56%	22	5.56%
15	1.26%	5	1.26%
16	1.26%	5	1.26%
17	3.79%	15	3.79%
18	2.27%	9	2.27%
19	1.01%	4	1.01%
20	3.28%	13	3.28%
21	3.28%	13	3.28%
22	4.04%	16	4.04%
23	1.77%	7	1.77%
24	2.78%	11	2.78%
25	4.80%	19	4.80%
26	1.52%	6	1.52%
27	0.76%	3	0.76%
28	1.52%	6	1.52%
29	1.26%	5	1.26%
30	2.53%	10	2.53%
31	2.53%	10	2.53%
32	1.01%	4	1.01%
33	1.01%	4	1.01%
34	2.53%	10	2.53%
35	2.02%	8	2.02%
36	4.80%	19	4.80%
37	1.52%	6	1.52%
38	2.02%	8	2.02%
39	1.77%	7	1.77%
40	2.27%	9	2.27%
41	2.27%	9	2.27%
Total		396 vote(s)	100%