Goonstation Monthly Contest Voting: March 2021 - Studenterhue - 03-28-2021
Welcome to the voting phase for the March monthly contest! I'm proud of you all for the amazing turnout: we had a record-breaking forty-one entries this time around! Let's hope we'll see similar numbers in later contests.
Each entry below has a corresponding number. Remember you can and are highly encouraged to vote for multiple entries! Voting will close Monday, April 5th, 2021. That's about 8 days of voting!
The seven entries with the most votes will get:
The Too Cool in-game medal. This lets you use this cute in OOC as a emote of sorts and in-game as a "flying chat" element that floats above your head for a short while.
Their soda added into the game, with custom bottle sprite, description, and effects if applicable. Fair warning, this may take some time since I do not have developer access.
A sticker designed by Gannets!
Anybody who participated but didn't win will still get the "Fun Times" in-game medal, which allows you to become a living participation ribbon when dead (this works like ghost critters, so humans and robots can't understand you).
Also, to clear up some confusion: the Discord medal "?" role has nothing to do with this monthly contest or any of the previous contests. It is a vanity role awarded at the whims of admins, sparingly given. It is not given for winning a monthly contest. Please stop requesting it.
Entries are listed below. Don't be afraid to look at the wiki's Chemicals page if there's a chemical you're unfamiliar with. I've taken the liberty of adding in the proper spelling, punctuation, and capitalization, and since the game automatically formats every Grones soda into "Grones Soda [name]", I've also eliminated any redundant words like "Grones" or "soda". Entries have had their names removed and positions randomized to ensure fairness. Let me know if there is a problem with your entry or your entry is missing.
Name: Sour Brained Artificial Pickles
Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of pickle juice
15 units of meat slurry
5 units of blood (human blood)
Name: Lucky Lizard Tonic
Contents:
5 units of Yee
5 units of chalk
10 units of sangria
10 units of capsaicin
Name: Venomous Vampiric Vamoose
Contents:
10 units of venom
10 units of methamphetamine
5 units of blood
5 units of holy water
Description: "Guaranteed to make you go batty!"
Sprite:
Name: Irritable Bowel Sensation
Contents:
10 units of ginger ale
6 units of simethicone
14 units of fartonium
Name: Freshly Brewed Home-Grown War Crime
Contents:
4 units of urine
1 units of sarin
10 units of napalm
10 units of glitter (harmless)
Name: Citrus Circus Catastrophe
Contents:
10 units of lemon juice
10 units of lime juice
5 units of honkfartium
5 units of Honky Tonic
Name: Total Recall
Contents:
20 units of cola
15 units of capulettium plus
15 units of warp
Name: Mining Trip Field-Day
Contents:
2 units of uranium
1 unit of polonium
4 units of radium
10 untis of potassium iodide
5 units of charcoal
7 units of mutadone
Name: Extra Pulpy Cola for Men
Contents:
15 units of meat slurry
5 units of cola
5 units of milk
10 units of iron
Name: House-Brewed Acidic Agglomeration
Contents:
5 units of urine
15 units of lemon juice
5 units of sulfuric acid
Name: Dumb Airlock Jump Juice
Contents:
10 units of yobihodazine
4 units of mercury
4 units of methamphetamine
6 units of perfluorodecalin
6 units of teporone
Name: Rancher's Rage Whole Chicken Dinner
10 units of chicken soup
5 units of cranberry juice
5 units of carrot juice
3 units of mashed potatoes
2 units of gravy
5 units of ether
Sprite:
Name: Bargain Bill's Totally Original Beverage
Contents:
20 cola
10 urine
10 vomit
10 compost
Name: Prismatic Rainbow Punch
Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of glitter (harmless)
10 units of colorful reagent
10 units of space drugs
Sprite (just the label):
Name: Bitchin' Cough Syrup
Contents:
5 units of Very High Fructose Corn Syrup (VHFCS)
5 units of urine
5 units of ketamine
5 units of haloperidol
5 units of ether
5 units of lithium
Name: Ragin' Assistant Essence
Contents:
5 units of VHFCS
5 units of crime
5 units of jenkem
15 units of sugar
20 units of cola
Name: HELP MAINT
Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of capulettium plus
10 units of liquid spacetime
10 units of Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD)
Name: RoboBrew
Contents:
10 units of nanomachines
5 units of copper
5 units of sulfuric acid
10 units of iron
Description: "The favorite of RoBuddies and Cyborgs alike! (Drink in moderation)"
Name: "Workplace Safety is Our Number One Priority" Edition
Contents:
10 units of blood
2 units of calcium
2 units of phosphorus
2 units of hydrogen
2 units of oxygen
1 units of prions
Name: Chimper's Tonic
Contents:
15 units of stable mutagen
15 units of blood of a random monkey on the station
Name: Quenchy's Own: Cactus Juice!
Contents:
10 units of water
5 units of sugar
5 units of salt
10 units of LSD
Description: "It'll Quench 'ya! It's the Qunchiest! Taste the Desert!"
Effect: Trying to pickup the item without protective gloves makes gets you stabbed by the cactus spines and rolls a chance to make you drop it.
Name: Jammin' Jambalaya Jungle Juice
Contents:
1 unit of strawberry milk
1 unit of rice wine
1 unit of BOOrbon
1 unit of Diesel
1 unit of Irish Coffee
1 unit of vanilla
1 unit of Jean Harlow
1 unit of espresso martini
1 unit of Ecto Cooler
1 unit of bread
1 unit of sarsaparilla
1 unit of egg nog
1 unit of chocolate
1 unit of guacamole
1 unit of salt
1 unit of gravy
1 unit of mashed potatoes
1 unit of MSG
1 unit of mugwort
1 unit of cranberry juice
1 unit of blueberry juice
1 unit of grapefruit juice
1 unit of pickle juice
1 unit of ginger ale
1 unit of Worcestershire sauce
1 unit of cheese substitute
1 unit of capsaicin
1 unit of urine
1 unit of paper
1 unit of chalk
Name: Juliet's Kiss
Contents:
10 units of MSG
5 units of pure love
5 units of cyanide
5 units of capulletium
5 units of neurotoxin
Description: "You'll love it to death!"
Name: Zesty Motel Aperitif
Contents:
10 units of carpet
10 units of salt
5 units of cranberry juice
5 units of pepperoni
Description: "Made with real motel."
Sprite:
Name: Mountain Grones Babel Blast
Contents:
5 units of suomium
5 units of fleur-de-lys
5 units of swedium
5 units of caledonium
5 units of Worcestershire sauce
Name: Shitter Lemon Terror Parade
Contents:
7.5 units of lemon juice
7.5 units of bitters
5 units of salt
5 units of toxic slurry
5 units of crime
Sprite:
Name: Rapid Rushing Rat Poison
Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of cheese
20 units of aranesp
Name: Lien Strongarm's Lunar Landing
Contents:
5 units of perfluorodecalin
5 units of teporone
8.6 units of oxygen
4 units of silicon
3.8 units of magnesium
2 units of iron
0.6 units of calcium
0.6 units of aluminum
0.2 units of chromium
Name: Addict's Heart
Contents:
20 units of cola
20 units of pure love
10 units of methamphetamine
Contents:
7.5 units of ectoplasm
7.5 units of loose screws
7.5 units of pubbie tears
7.5 units of mercury
Description: "CRAZY GOOD FLAVOR THESE GUYS MAKE!! FUCK!!!!! FUUUUCK!!!!"
Name: The Two-Thirds C
Contents:
4 units of urine
4 units of compost
9 units of lemon juice
9 units of lime juice
2 units of methamphetamine
2 units of mint juice
Description: "Side effects may include: seizures"
Sprite:
Name: Markdown Mike's Booberry-Flavored Totally Non-Toxic Soda
Contents:
5 units of capulettium
10 units of ectoplasm
15 units of strawberry, cranberry, or blueberry juice, randomly chosen
Name: Ghostly Grave Grog
Contents:
20 units of cola
10 units of rum
2 units of rotting
2 units of grave dust
5 units of transparium
5 units of ageinium
6 units of ectoplasm
Description: "A favorite among the dead and undead alike! Side effects include but are not limited to loss of skin and muscle, a ghost or corpse like appearance, and death. Grones's Soda is not liable for any damages. Please drink Responsibly!"
Name: Stone Cold Soda
Contents:
10 units of cryostylane
10 units of oxygen
10 units of freeze
Name: Hearty Hellburn Brew
Contents:
18 units of oxygen
8 units of plasma
1 unit of ghost pepper juice
3 units of carbon
Name: Five-Alarm Cook-Off - Hearty Spacinnati-Style Chili
Contents:
3 units of beff
2 units of meat slurry
4 units of synthflesh
1 unit of chocolate
1 unit of sugar
3 units of tomato juice
2 units of holy water
5 units of capsaicin
1 unit of salt
1 unit of acetic acid
1 unit of bread
2 units of cheese
3 units of refried beans
1 unit of Worcestershire sauce
Name: Diet Grone's
Contents:
30 units of oxygen.
20 units of cola
Desc: Upon closer examination there seems to be very tiny quotation marks around the word 'diet.'
Name: Wizard Stop
Contents:
15 units of strawberry juice
15 units of cherry juice
Sprite:
Name: Super Arachnoid Punch
Contents:
10 units of spiders
5 units unstable mutagen
5 units of denatured enzyme
Name: Black Berry Blast
Contents:
10 units of blueberry juice
15 units of pyrosium
2.5 units of hootingium/sonic powder
2.5 units of flash powder
This month's contest has wrapped up! The top seven entries are:
1. Rancher's Rage Whole Chicken Dinner, by Splints/FireMoose
2. Prismatic Rainbow Punch, by Genessee
3. Lucky Lizard Tonic, by Rlocks
4. Mountain Grones Babel Blast, by warc(rimes)
5. Hearty Hellburn Brew, by Eagletanker
6. Jammin' Jambalaya Jungle Juice, by Camryn Buttes/Powmonkey
7. Citrus Circus Catastrophe, by Coolvape. There was a tie for this one, so I let random.org pick the placing entry, and it chose this one.
If you're one of the seven listed here, please send Gannets a Discord PM (he's at Gannets#3235) with your address and sticker you want; his website should show all the stickers available. If you have any issues, contact him, rather than me. I can relay info to him, but that's all I can do since I don't have a hand in sticker fabrication or shipping, sorry.
The drinks will be in-game hopefully Soon . Be aware, if we think a soda might be a little too spicy for the soda vendors, we might add a different way of obtaining it...
Medals for both the contest winners and participants will be given out within a day or so. You don't need to ahelp and don't even have to be online to receive it, but if it's been a few days and you still haven't gotten your medal, don't be afraid to ahelp anyways to let us know. As a reminder:
Winners get Too Cool. You can enter :shelterbee: in OOC to use it like you would a Discord or Steam emote. You can also use ''Check Rewards'' command while in-game to redeem a in-game shelterbee "emote", which floats above your head for a few seconds before disappearing, sort of like the "flying chat" text. The shelterbee looks like this:
Participants get Fun Times. When you're a ghost, you can use the ''Check Rewards'' command to become a "living participation ribbon". Click on people to stick yourself onto them (this boots you from the ribbon.) You can also talk, but it's like ghost critters in that only ghost critters can understand you. Humans and robots just hear noises.
Also, again, the ? Discord role is not given for winning or participating in a monthly contest. It's basically a joke role given out for doing something extraordinarily funny, like fixing pissing or describing how you once fought in an illegal fighting ring against chimps of unusual ferocity, a little bit like how we veryyyy rarely give antag tokens as a reward for doing something impressive. I know more than a few people are confused about this, so spread the word.