Spessmen profiles: Tell us about yourself...

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I am the Doctor Swedlokim, He hails from the great land of Sweden, Sometimes life just isn't enough for him, he finds himself longing for things that he will never have, or will he?

things like, blowing up the entire station, killing people, being nice, not being a huge jerk and getting misunderstood all the time and on and on.

now here is his tragic family past, Which can be traced all the way back to 1678

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Back when sweden was actually a millitary force, yet their ships kept falling over, There lived a poor family who had been christened the Svaidlahckim's when they arrived on the immigrant carrying boat from indonesia(SS. PERIWINKLE) by a protestant priest.

the father and mother of the family Gerglegunk(name given, The mother of the family) and veltemem(the father)soon befriended another immigrant family who introduced themselves as the Telkordai, from spain.


The Svaidlahckim's soon had children, they named their eldest son Petre and his younger sister Agatha.


through much of his childhood petre spent his time dozing off when farm chores were done, he would walk to the pond with his sister and skip rocks(he learned from his father)

He also enjoyed what he called, a pulled pork sandwich with egg cream and chilli extract.

he enjoyed it so much, that he one day tried to make one himself, he asked his sister to try it when he was done cooking, she tasted it for a second, then her face grew contorted in pain has she fell to the ground paralysed, Alas! food poisening! something so easily healed in this day and age.


yet in this time it was quite deadly! His sister lay dead by his sandwich, and he vowed NEVER AGAIN! NEVER WILL I COOK AGAIN SO LONG AS I LIVE!

he never recovered from that day, his father blamed him and was cold to him from there on.

he eventually got married to a german woman named Brachennbabababababababababababababababa, their marriage was peaceful, they had 1 child, a son, Dukker, Dukker was very much like his father, he liked to write 3 page essays about his imaginary character's he made up, he liked to jump rope with his primitive invention, The "skip" rope.

one day he asked his papa if he would make dinner, Petre said flat out, No. Dukker asked him why? why papa? why do you never make us lasagna!

He simply told him under his tear choked eyes that he can't, so Dukker learned to cook for himself and eventually he became a cook at the fanciest resturant in Sweden, the "Bork".

His father was extremely displeased but would not make the mistake of growing distant to his son like his father did, and let him be, Dukker's father died when he was 16, Dead at the age of 49, From there on he became famous across sweden for his culinary skills, he hosted his own stage show called "the Iron Chef-Burk Burk Burk!"

he became rich off this fame and prowess of cooking skill, and retired at the early age of 26.

Skip to the year 2030 and Harrien Swedlokim( the english way of saying it) a rich university graduate who was fresh off the shuttle from Central command comes to seek pride in his work and signs up for the job of staff assistant for 14 shift's.

eventually, as he underwent advanced Nanotrasen Brainwa- i mean training he became a crewmember to be reckoned with trained in advanced engineering Weapons manufacturing and Advanced medial studies and neuro science.

eventually he was transferred from Hemera 7 over to space station 13 where he has stayed for all of his career, never looking back, he does not want to become rich from birth.

he wants to be respected, a friend, a coworker, and also, Rich from his own shennanigans, encountering future space buds along the way.

Nothing can stop his spirit, always positive, ever vigilant, and a shining example of what he probably isn't.