Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Convair880]

Unknown farts in Pokie Hokerson's face!
Pokie Hokerson gasps, "HEHEHE!!!"
Unknown farts in Pokie Hokerson's face!
Unknown farts in Pokie Hokerson's face!
Borgen Butte states, "I think it's helping."
Pokie Hokerson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Pokie Hokerson screams!
Pokie Hokerson laughs uncontrollably!
Unknown states, "Well..."
Borgen Butte screams!
Pokie Hokerson laughs uncontrollably!
Pokie Hokerson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Unknown states, "RIP"