Goonhub
06-07-2020, 05:39 PM
That's right, spacemen.
Did you know that there are, *at this very moment*, Dwarfs in SPACE?
That right there is something I would play the SHIT out of. Unfortunately, only through the GOD-DEFYING methods that geneticists employ (or the off chance of spawning in as a Miner) may you be blessed with no shins and a craving for hard liquor that may or may not involve pure Ethanol. If you're still not convinced, then think of all the practical applications! A barkeep that's about as big as the table he serves! A pissed sec officer that is built like a ROBUST trashcan! The possibilities are uh... Well they aren't limitless, but they would add a ton to Goon RP or just good ol' Goon fun.
Did you know that there are, *at this very moment*, Dwarfs in SPACE?
That right there is something I would play the SHIT out of. Unfortunately, only through the GOD-DEFYING methods that geneticists employ (or the off chance of spawning in as a Miner) may you be blessed with no shins and a craving for hard liquor that may or may not involve pure Ethanol. If you're still not convinced, then think of all the practical applications! A barkeep that's about as big as the table he serves! A pissed sec officer that is built like a ROBUST trashcan! The possibilities are uh... Well they aren't limitless, but they would add a ton to Goon RP or just good ol' Goon fun.